First off, I’d just like to say that I was the VICTIM of a road rage incident this morning on the way to work. The AGGRESSER was mad that we were both trying to get into the same lane and I got in before. I think? Actually, I didn’t know they were getting over into the lane because no one was there when I looked before I changed lanes AND THEY WERE BEHIND ME. It just seemed to me like a whoops - nobody’s fault kinda thing. Like the conversation would have gone like this:
Me: “Hey. I didn’t even see you!”
Them: “Hey, I didn’t see you either! HAHAHAHA! Good thing that changed before I hit you.”
Me: “HAHAHAHAHAH!! I know, right?”
Them: “Have a good day at work! ”
Me: “You too!”
But apparently, they (I thought it was a girl, but later I thought it was a man - or a very ugly girl) thought I cut them off purposely or something? ANYWAY, they honked. Evs. No biggie. But then they sped up and tried to RUN ME OFF THE ROAD!!! For seriousies. Then when I had to switch lanes, they cut in front of me and started ramming their brakes so that I’d hit them (I think?). Needless to say, they did not get the reaction they were looking for because I immediately started laughing and gave them the old thumbs up. Ryan taught me that. You’re not going to drive me to do something VULGAR with my finger. So I continued on to work only to see that they were going in the same direction as I was. When they passed me five minutes (no joke) later, the lady/man gave me the aforementioned vulgar finger. I gave him the thumbs up. And a hearty laugh. I wasn’t laughing as much when I saw that he was turning onto the street where I work. With the way things go for me, I’d work in the same building as shim. OR MY OFFICE. Eventually, it turned onto a different street.
The reason I’m telling you this is because it’s funny as I just finished an awesome puzzle yesterday. I bought it a LONG time ago and promptly rammed in into a drawer when I was “cleaning” and then forgot it existed. Typical…
Right?! If I’d have had this to wave around this morning…I probably would have been shot by a non-puzzley gun. Regardless, isn’t it hilarious? I love 3D puzzles. I bought it on Fab, but you can get it here. They used to have an Uzi which I bought for my brother-in-law, but they don’t sell it on Etsy.
Man, for someone who isn’t very pro-gun, I’m getting far too much of a kick out of this.
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Ugh, I hate those super aggressive drivers that just want to keep fucking with you because of some tiny little thing that happened 10 minutes ago. I generally just make it my mission to keep them from cutting me off. Also, this gun (while much more realistic) reminds me of Will Ferrel’s dummy gun in that movie with Mark Wahlberg. I think in one scene Batman (I mean Michael Keaton) tells him that it was oiled and polished. Too bad they didn’t have this awesome puzzle gun for the movie.