New Glasses

I love glasses. Well, let me clarify. I love to wear glasses sometimes. Wearing them when it’s raining outside? Not unless I can find some glasses windshield wipers. Wearing them while I’m emptying the freshly-dried dishes out of the dishwasher or opening an oven in use? Instant fog-up = irritating. Wearing them while working out? Physically impossible. Well, unless you have some sort of strap that goes around your head like a harness to keep them from sliding down your nose, but that would just make me look like a weirdo. That being said, I wear contacts most of the time. But come nighttime, the contacts come OUT and the glasses go ON. My eyes almost verbally thank me because contacts can be so drying.

Blah, blah, blah…I GOT NEW GLASSES, YOU GUYS!!!

I tried to fog out the messy apartment in the background. Anyway, aren’t they cute?! I LOVE THEM!!! And check this out - they cost all of $50, frames included. “OMG!!!!! You are so ador(k)able and I want to look just like you!!!!!!! Where did you get them????!!!” you ask. First off, I know. It happens all the time. Second, you use A LOT of exclamation points. Third, Coastal.com. Now, let me say that I am not getting paid to promote this place*. I wish. They just have awesome deals that, in my opinion, people should know about. For example, if you like them on Facebook, they regularly offer discounts for glasses. Things like first-time buyers get a pair for FREE! It works. I’ve done it. Twice. HA! Sike. I only did it once, obviously.

*Shout out to all rich companies that wish to be promoted here. I will sell my soul for just about any product. You want me to write about salt & vinegar potato chips (which I hate), I now love them. Viagra? Done and done. A girl’s gotta pay the rent…