Not a JCPenney gift wrapper. Duh. No, a RAPper. Like this:
Lizziem in the hit movie “A Mile.” Ok. Maybe not a performing, rap-battling kind of rapper, but I think I could lay down some decent raps. The reason I’m saying this is because I recently looked for the lyrics to Suit & Tie and saw what Jay-Z actually says. Here’s a sampling:
All black at the white shows
White shoes at the black shows
Green card for the Cuban links
Y’all sit back and enjoy the light show
Huh? I think it’s just a random jumble of thoughts put together. And they don’t even rhyme. I mean, he ended with show on three of the four lines! So, here are something that I would consider ON PAR WITH these lyrics:
Green flowers are really weeds
Water bottles are made from plastic trees
Paris, France is the city of lights
Come on son, you know locusts are blights.
BOOM! And mine RHYMED ! I’ll take my million dollars now!
