My friends Jonathan (who I call Johnny and you will remember from this guest post) and Theresa are having a little baby girl. Like any second. (You guys - IS SHE HERE YET???) Her name is Charlotte ELIZABETH, so I’ve just taken to calling her LL - Little Lizzie. I know that they really wanted […]
Pin ItFirst off, I’d just like to say that I was the VICTIM of a road rage incident this morning on the way to work. The AGGRESSER was mad that we were both trying to get into the same lane and I got in before. I think? Actually, I didn’t know they were getting over into the lane because […]
I don’t know if you remember me saying this (even though I complain about it constantly), but I live in a tiny apartment. Like as big as an acid hit. Get it? Acid is sometimes put on postage stamps. My apartment is as big as a postage stamp. A + B = C, folks. (I know that […]
