I know I’m a little late to the game, but…I WANT GOOGLE GLASS!!!!! If you don’t know what it is, PHEW! I don’t feel so out of the loop. But to answer your question, here’s how it works. And here’s their video showing what you can do with it (them?).
Think of how easy it would be for me to make more videos for you guys!!! Granted, I would never video myself doing things like racing down a ski slope (not just because I dont’ ski) or spinning my kid around (not just because I don’t have a kid) because I would barf my brains out watching the video. I have a very bad case of motion sickness. But I would love to shout “TAKE A PICTURE!!” into the air and have my glasses listen to me. Of course, if they’re anything like Siri, they’d just say “Would you like me to look up “take ass ligature?” I swear, that lady understands EVERYTHING that Ryan says, yet NOTHING that I say. Anyway, wouldn’t it be awesome to just start shouting out commands like that? You’d look like a fancily dressed homeless person. Or just a crazy person, I guess. IT WOULD BE AWESOME!! And I’d look just like this:
Only not as skinny or pretty. Or blonde. And I wouldn’t walk with my hand stylishly in the pocket of my fabulous leather jacket. Or smile (remember - I’m dead inside). Other than that, though, just like this.
So…if there’s anyone out there who has some pull, let’s get the show on the road!!! Me wanty!!!! I would videotape my entire boring day just so that you can all see why I’m ready to jump out my 21st floor office window!! I think that could be considered therapy. Maybe my insurance would pay for it. Hmmm…




