I love t-shirts. They used to have really good graphic tees at Target and I bought a ton of them. They did a whole series of band t-shirts which I loved. I got a few, including The Rolling Stones and AC/DC. LOVED! I walked through Target not long ago with a few bucks (ok, debit card) in my hot little hands in anticipation of replacing some old t-shirts. I was so perplexed because I couldn’t find anything I remotely liked. I was met with Hello Kitty, Paul Frank, hearts, and rainbows. Here, let me give you a sampling.
Somebody blow my brains out. If you ever see me sporting any of these t-shirts, I give you permission to punch me in the balls.
That being said, I have found other t-shirts (of course, not at Target prices) that I’d love to make mine:
Bridesmaids. HA! This is one of my favorite scenes from the movie. Well, this and when she’s on the plane. “I’m ready to PARTAAAAAYYYY with the best of them. And I’m gonna go down to the river!” Seriously, I think I’m up to my 25th viewing. I don’t know if that’s awesome or pathetic.
Shomer shabbos. He doesn’t roll on Shabbos. Obvs.
Dr. Leo Spaceman. Comedic genius. Remember when he called 911 after Don Geiss went into a diabetic coma and said ”New York. Uhhh… Diabetes repair, I guess?” HA! I do.
Whore Island. I don’t have to explain, do I?
So there. I’ve linked to them all in case you want to buy one (for me). I’m just sayin’.
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Oh yeah, well did you see the Taylor Swift t-shirt at Target that my eyes had to suffer through while browsing the 70% off rack? Don’t even bother image searching that shit like I did, because it gets so much worse when you see that there is a non-Target t-shirt that says “Keep calm and be a Swiftie.” (The “Swiftie” part is in Taylor Swift’s patented handwriting font, natch. Also, how much does Swiftie sound like an off-brand toilet cleansing product?)
Taylor Swift??? I will never ever ever buy anything that she’s touched. She’s exhausting.