I got an e-mail from WordPress with a link to my “fireworks.” All I thought was:
And then promptly clicked on the link. As opposed to a normal and smart person who might pause and think about spam or viruses or whatever. Eh. I have a Mac. They’re immune to viruses. Wink. ANYWAY, the link is to my blog highlights from 2012 which are pretty cool. My favorite stat was which blog post had the most hits - the cat shelves post. LOVE IT! Especially hilarious to me as one of my non cat-loving friends just yesterday said these words to me “The internet and cats have got to be broken up. They are maybe the only couple I hate more than Kim and Kanye.” AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! NEVER, MY FRIEND!!!!
I cannot wait to see the 2013 highlights. I have a feeling that it’ll be the cat shelves post again. But, in an effort to be all “half-full,” maybe it’ll be the post that declares “I’M QUITTING MY JOB TO SIT AT HOME IN MY PAJAMAS AND WRITE ABOUT THINGS THAT MAKES YOU CLOWNS LAUGH!” I’d mean clowns in the most reverential way, of course.
Oh, and side note - aren’t you happy this wasn’t the first thing that came to mind?
She’s kinda screamy in the song. I feel like telling her to dial it down or she’s going to blow out her voice. But what do I know…