Have you seen this? You can actually now purchase things that Ron Swanson (a/k/a Nick Offerman) has made in his woodshop. Things like this:
(Did I tell you guys that Ryan’s growing a mustache? [insert eye roll here])
And if you can’t swing one of these, you can always get an American Ham t-shirt:
Remember, don’t half ass two things; whole ass one thing.
- Ron Swanson





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That cribbage board is beyond awesomeness. A peg drawer? Well… I would like to say “sold” here, but wouldn’t want to imply that I have literally purchased it. I haven’t. I just pine for it. Ha ha, pine. Because it’s made of wood, you see.
You’re a regular comedienne. See, I used the feminine version of that. I’m very smart. But that cribbage board…I don’t even know how to play cribbage and I want it. It’s AWESOME!!