I can’t believe I held on to this secret for so long, but Ted is in Jackson Galaxy’s new book called Catification. Need proof, ya naysayer?
Take THAT! Who’s the liar now???!! That doesn’t really make sense, but I just wanted to emphasize my non-lyingness.
The story is that they contacted us several months ago (see - it was MONTHS of secrets) about information on the cat shelves for possible inclusion in the book. After I picked myself up off the floor, I contacted the editor who asked me to take additional, higher resolution pictures. I did. And they sucked. I swear, our apartment is a black hole and you cannot get a good picture of those blasted shelves. I’d have called someone over who can actually take photographs, but the cats are so scared that they’d never sit on the shelves with them in the room. Dumb jerks. That being said, the actual tutorial was not chosen, but they did choose one picture we sent of Ted. All those other cats are hobos compared to Ted. I mean, look at their sorry excuses for tails! He should have been on the cover! (I’m becoming a stage mother).
