Pet Portraits

Stop laughing. I know, I know. You’re thinking “You have out-done your crazy cat lady status.” But, as the French say, “Suck it.” Ralph and Ted are the best and they “need” to be memorialized forrrr-evvvvv-errrr. I mean, they’re going to live forever (obviously), but they should still have their own fancy portraits done. And these portraits also serve a purpose (this is the point I’m going to emphasize when I break this to Ryan) - they are helping the Etsy artist pay for his cat Winston’s eye surgery! So…if you don’t buy one, that means you hate animals. I’m just saying…

Here’s a sample:

I don’t know if you noticed, but he will even draw your pet elephant. NO ANIMALS ARE EXCLUDED!! So…for $20, why wouldn’t you buy one? Like seriously. Why? The only answer is that you are a total wang.